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Monday, December 17, 2012

Saturday, December 15, 2012

LIFE LESSON.

"The only difference between Success and Failure is how the two are spelt not what they spell."

Thursday, December 13, 2012

MIND OF A YOUNG MAN.

Young adults like me and the likes of me out there, are simple and clear. "We, actually know that we sure are useful but then, find it difficult to get to know exactly where, which field and how we are, as well as can be of use.." Dear reader, do you think this is true or not?

Monday, December 10, 2012

LoL..WISHES OF A MAN.

If a man/a father, ever bumped into a genie...,this is probably what his three-wishes would be.... 1.) He would be as rich as his kids think he is. 2.) He was as handsome as his mother thinks he is. 3.) That he had as many women as his wife thinks he has.

Monday, November 19, 2012

'VARIETY IS BEST'.

It takes just a look to see how different people are, a thought to understand what makes them so but, time, the effort to listen plus an open mind, to discorver why our diversities makes, each and everyone of us crucial in life. Do you get my point?.... We're always better when we're together and certainly ruined when we're against eachother. 'They say variety is taste but I say, variety is best...' Isn't that true?

Friday, October 26, 2012

A BETTER WORLD

Do you know why life around here keeps on getting hard and harder each and everyday? It is all because we struggle soo hard to look at how much our diverse histories, origins and genetic composition..make us different, forgetting how much we have in common...'We all have a past we can't do anything about,a future we need to do something and just one today to figure it out'. It starts with acknowledging that... You need Me and Me, You. Its upto us to make this a better world.

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

GENDER EQUALITY.

Gender is God's divine plan. He created both male and female in His likeness and the best part of it all is that He made sure that both are related from the word go. It is from a man's rib that woman was created because man couldn't do it on his own. So clearly, man needs woman and woman, man. 'Respect that, and have the fullness of life, ignore that and witness the 'folishness' in life, alone'.

Friday, October 19, 2012

SENSE OF LIFE.

Light and dark make a day, Right and wrong describe a deed, Male and female defines a humanbeing, Truth and false determine judgement, Life and death explains an existance, Early and late is all a matter of time, Happy and sad is reaction in depth, Love and hate expounds reletion... This and more is the phenomina, life. But without You and me,living is all in vain...... For YOU, are my reason to love being, a part of this world.

Thursday, October 11, 2012

ASK YOURSELF.

What is... A day, without nights, High, without lows, Strength, without weakness, Bravery, without fears, Full, without emptiness, Just, without bias, Serenity, without troubles, Sane, without crazies, Success, without fails, Riches, without poverty, Righteous, without wickedness, Love, without abhors, Answers, without questions... ASK YOURSELF... What is the world, without you....? without me.....? without all these and more......? NOTHING.....!! And, thats the truth without lies.

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

REAL MEN.

A boy sees then does,a young man sees,thinks then does but a real man only thinks then does, for the rest to see.

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Spoken Words

The words of a honourable man always withstand the test of time but words of a blackmailer are only as good as he/she is.

Saturday, September 15, 2012

CRADDLE FOR THE FUTURE.

If there is anything certain about life -on this unclear world, better known for it's unpredictability- it has to be the fact that, we all have to really work our behinds off, for a better tommorow than today. Now, the intrigging thing about this is that our sweating is not exactly because of what we have to do to get there but from the humiliating situation we find ourselves in, pactiently for this day. This is when we feel like everything is moving in slow motion, if its even moving at all. But worry not for you are not alone, as a matter of fact, Abraham Lincholn knows the issue well enough and came up with this qoute:'The best thing about future is that it comes only one day at a time.'

Friday, September 7, 2012

HOW THE PAST, KILLS A FUTURE.

'One problem with gazing too frequently into the past is that we may turn around to find the future has run out on us.'-Michael C.

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

ME AND HER.

She compares me to the sea, And I blush.... Stunt by the love I see. Refers to me as precious and popular like hunted treasures that everybody wants to keep, And in my mind- 'She meant am special'-is a thought I'l always keep. Enliken me to the sun, But to her t'is known... Its her who gives life to my world. Think of me as a full moon,shining the dark away, And it brightens me up than a sunny day. Saying how my kiss sets her free, Not knowing, t'is me who's caged.. To see how true that could be. Wants to feel the comfort of my embrace... Eventhough, I need her more like a desperate refugee. People speak of the eminent imperfections of men, Because they don't know... That she is the Ying to my Yang. Having her makes me perfect and complete.

Sunday, September 2, 2012

The Best Love Ever!!

There's nothing as fantastic as, having your best friend and your best love, being one and the same person.

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

A Future in Dreams.

"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."-Eleanor Roosevelt.

Saturday, August 18, 2012

PARTS OF SUCCESS.

"The first part of success is Get-to-it-iveness; the second is Stick-to-it-iveness." Orison S. Marden

Thursday, August 16, 2012

SENSE OF LIFE

I may choose to percieve that am good on my own because, I have everything I need to think, talk, work and walk these life independently. But of what use is all that, if I have nobody to think of, speak to, work for or even walk to...with..for.. but just me...? I need you and you, me, otherwise life's absolute nonsense.

Thursday, August 9, 2012

LOVE.!! WHY LOVE?

Love sneaks in when you least expect it and for sure, things couldn't look any better right after. But then when it leaves..., it makes sure that you are there as a key witness, with eyes keen and wide open taping the whole thing, so you never forget what transpired at that very moment before and after it left.

Thursday, August 2, 2012

THE ART OF GREATNESS.

The only difference between, great and ordinary men, is that great men master the art of listening to what ordinary men ignore, saying, "I've heard before".

Monday, July 30, 2012

UPs AND DOWNs.

Life is a seris of ups and downs. Now, when you're up, its aways feeds with you your most favourite fruit, prepared and served just right. But when you're down, it always gets you only a bunch of bitter lemons and then its all upto you to, either strave simply because you just don't fancy lemons or choose to juice 'em, sweeten 'em and better, serve 'em just the way you like it.

Saturday, July 28, 2012

GREAT MEN

'A great man is not characterized by, strong testosterone genetic content but by, strong character content in his genetic configuration.'-Me(Chris N.)

Thursday, July 26, 2012

A REAL MAN.

'Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise'-Benjamin Franklin.

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

BLISS TO A HEART.

What I was looking for nearly half a life time, I found. Wishes I made dreaming, Came true. Question that buzzed in my thought, Got answered. Used to be lost, scared and hopeless, When someone promised to hold my hand all the way. And broken life got fixed, For I have all I ever wanted, To love and be loved in return.

Monday, July 23, 2012

DOING LIFE, RIGHT.

'Learn how to be happy with what you have while you pursue all that you want'-Jim Rohn.

Sunday, July 22, 2012

SICK AND TIRED

If we are to change we have to be sick and tired of being sick and tired.

HOPE AND DREAMS.

'For hope is but the dream of those that wake'-Matthew Prior.

Saturday, July 21, 2012

AN IDEA.

'An idea is responsible for the people who believe in it.'-Don Marquis

Friday, July 20, 2012

IRY.

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret."-Ambrose Bierce.

BITTER:SWEET

"The bitter and sweet comes from, the hard from within, from one's own efforts."-Albert Einstein.

Thursday, July 19, 2012

'MIGUNA Vs RAILA'

"Don't tell a lie about Me, and I won't tell the truth about You" -James Brown

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

DREAMS

A dream is like a drawing board of the future you've always wanted, subconsciously.

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

YOUR PURPOSE IN LIFE.?

Do you feel confused or unsure of what you really want out of life?... In a manner that you feel desatisfied and somehow find it hard to know what your purpose in this world?... Then you have a problem and believe you me, it has nothing to do with lack of or even having insufficient knowledge. It is because of something called fear. Science elaborates clearly, that fear, keeps you from thinking. The reason being, it moves blood out of the brain and streams it to your limbs, preparing you for fight or flight. The fear of change, fear that its not possible, fear that you just aren't good enough and fear that you're just about to make the wrong choice. Evidenty fear induces self-doubt which blind folds your mind hence, keeping you from clearly seeing who you really are and moreover, from realiazing the full capacity of your potential. Fear, is the main reason why you may have difficulties admitting what you actually want out of/in life. So if sort this vice out, you will not only be able to make straight decisions on what you want, but you also discover how possible it is to make your passions part of your life. The trick, is learning how to live outside of fear.

Thursday, July 5, 2012

WHAT IS A RELETIONSHIP?

A relation is like a van fueled by love, driven by a will and accelerated by trust. It facilitates the efforts of two romantics in agreement to explore the amazing world in unisone. But there is one thing you need to know.., however big and spacious it might seem, trying to accomodate a third passager, is a compromise that will only plunge your relationship into a ditch of frustration, depression and worse a doom thats an irredeemable end of the road.

Saturday, June 23, 2012

LOVE'S A STAR

Love is like a star, It brightens up days, Beautify nights, And enlightens worlds. But then,just like a shooting star, Its always on the move, Flying across the skies, Seeing it, is bliss to troubled hearts, A feeling beyond defination, Yet some still think its just a myth. To see it needs... Chosing to just belief in it, Your concentration, Being patient as well as persistance, Then the will to make a wish that will last for an entire lifetime.

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

The world

The world is interesting, don't you think? Right from the begining, we all know that we're meant to rule over it...but those you who choose not to, it enslaves. You don't find it useful, it exploites you. You're not sure how to shape it? It deforms you. NOTE: 'It is us who should define the world.. Or else it will define us.' That is, as cruel, wicked and unfair. For, in reality, thats what an untame world looks like. Lets choose to change this freaky world before it changes us instead.

Monday, June 18, 2012

A TEARY HEART

My nights, Are cold, dark and scary. My days, Long, hot and busy. My body..., Sore, needy and exausted. My family.., Small, demanding and at times awkard. My friends.., Are far, forgetful and at time insencere. My life..., Tough, unstable and too short. My reasons are., Am hopeless, loney and really lost without you.

Saturday, June 16, 2012

Life

What you have now is yours and so is, what you don't..but in this case,just yours to, either proclaim, disclaim or ignore. Only you know what .

Thursday, June 14, 2012

Subj: GEOMETRY OF A BETTER LIFE Remember geometrics..? The topic in about, all the variant forms of figures, shapes and solids.? I do, and recall being taught that a figure is defined as a particular elaborate shape, according to certain specific attribu

GEOMETRY OF A BETTER LIFE Remember geometrics..? The topic in about, all the variant forms of figures, shapes and solids.? I do, and recall being taught that a figure is defined as a particular elaborate shape, according to certain specific attributes in its formation. Even though my hope is that you do... I am not here to take you through one of those 'boring' mathematics classes. I want to take on a simmilar but interesting journey, through my thoughts to make you see life through my eyes. Life sure is a complex phenominal, but when put the knowledge I got from my maths lessons into the picture, I somehow came to see it more clear than I did.. Keep reading and I will tell you how... Of all the shapes I knew, I discovered how brilliant shapes tringles were, and the great Egyptian thinkers made it clear... It is from the idea of this configuration that the legendary and royal strucuters were erected.These are pyramids which are well known to be part and parcel of the Egyptian heritage, up until today. Now after I thoughtthrough this fact, I came discover the relation of life to a tringle. These figures that have three sides, adjoint at three defined points and three angles at each of these junctions resemble this life welive but then there is a catch. The catch is that, man exists within only two dimensionsfixed to each other. This two sides resemble those of an incomplete triangle but in this case are founded two aspects i.e.; a known history and a constantly recurring discovery of the present reality. Therefore, its goes without saying that this renders him, an incomplete being, which is seen in the unsatsified and unstable state he is in. You see why...? T'is because his being lacks the third dimension to be complete. See, right there is where the secret of a successful andcomplete existance lies. The point am trying to convey here is, you and me have a duty todecide,which, how and when to bring in third dimesion into the picture as we please.It is up to you to choose what kind of a third side you want then diga foundation that will keep your life in top shape that is stable as a tringle to stand. But then,until this task of joining the two ends of the pre-existing sides of this unfinished life-triangle is thought of thoroghly then putinto action, living will always remain to be a big challenge, unsatsifying, or even worse end up unsuccessful and probably a total waste. What I mean to tell you is only you can choose, plan and make your future/the unknown as you want it to be, just in time to enjoy the fullness of the life tringle. So that is what the third demension represent in life. Understand that and take my advise and cease dreaming and toiling to make it a reality. I hope I made sense, and that you liked andlearnt something from this session..? Give me your feedbacks

Sunday, June 10, 2012

LIFE

-Only fools, focus on solving a present problem but are blind to see them recur or even rise another. But, them who are wise, focus is not on simplily sorting out a problem but on learning from it as well as ensuring that they never have to return to deal with it and any other thats resembles the initial one ever again. -You can only give wat you have,take what you can and get what you deserve but it all depends on how you choose to view life.

Friday, June 1, 2012

FUNNY, LONELY AND FOOLISH..

There was this guy who survived a ship wreck stranded and only managed to save a dog and a pig which were on board. Havin plenty of food and water, and the weather is beautiful, so he's doing alright--but after a few months he gets "lonely", if you know what I mean. The pig starts to look more and more attractive--soft, pink flesh, round buttocks, etc. But every time this poor guy makes an advance towards the pig, the Doberman snarls at him and once almost bit his leg. One day the guy sees a speck on the horizon, so he swims out there and it turns out to be a dinghy, cast adrift, and in the bottom of the boat is a beautiful woman, unconscious. He drags her to shore and brings her into his hut and slowly nurses her back to shore and brings her into his hut and slowly nurses her back to health. Finally she is well enough to walk and she says to him "Thank you, thank you for saving my life. I don't know how I can ever repay you. I'll do anything for you, anything, just name it." The guy thinks for a minute and says "Would you mind taking my dog for a walk?"

Monday, May 28, 2012

WORDS TO PONDER

-A wise man talks just to save time but a fool,to pass. -A dream today,turns an unpleasant yesterday to a better tomorrow. -Life is like an algebric equation, where History is constant,the present, variable and the future the answer. -Only love can patch up the gap that puts a barrier between you, me and where we would be today, if we had only worked together,other than against eachother.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Do you know about 'The Jailer'?

I have this all time favourite tune. It has been done by a really talented Nigerian artist, Asa; 'The Jailer'. Heres how the first stanza goes... Lyrics to Jailer: 'Am in chains you're in chains too I wear uniforms, you wear uniforms too Am a prisoner, you're a prisoner too Mr JailerI have fears you have fear too I will die, you sef go die too Life is beautiful don't you think so too Mr Jailer?' Do you know this song? Whats your take about it,i.e. According to you, whats the meaning of this song? Please post your comments.

Thursday, May 17, 2012

More

If I was a writer, I would use my pen and paper to tell what you really mean to me. If i was a musician, I would sing about and for you. If I were a scientist, My reserch work would be to make a better life for you. And if I were a public speaker, the world would surely recognize the angelic existance of you.... I just want to be a 'somebody' in life for you, But until then, am sticking to what I know am really good which is... Loving You. I tried findin myself in life...n i found u instead, Tried 2 search my heart for peace n joy, just to discover its havin u, Then i askd myslf, "Seriously,who is this 'you' I kip thnkn about?" And my heart sed, "Thats my other half,don't u see?..." So, now i know 1 thing, You r the 1 I'm meant to Love.

MY LOVE QOUTES.

We live to love and love to live. I used think that love,being as beautiful and perfect as I always heard,its existance could only be possible in one of touching fairytales but, I never imagined it ever being a tale I would one day tell. My eyes fainally opened to the beauty in life I had missed,and for that I have only You to Thank, Love. The sun shines for just a day, Stars twinkle for no more than a night. A good candle, may burn for just afew hours, A matchstick, for a minute at most, But, a heart in true love,can glow for more than just a lifetime. Of all the thing we need to make life alright, only true Love lasts for real. Thats precisly what we Need.

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

A QOUTE;Never feel forgotten

Somewhere.. There is a memory that finds images of you as reasons enough to keep running. Someplaces out here... Is a body getting instances of numbness, from missing your reassuring blissful touch. Somehow... The perception of your sweet whispers, speak peace into some ear. In someway... A heart is beating, to fuel a life that beliefs is apart of You. So... to hell with them if they seem not to mind you. I will always care for you unconditionally. Never feel forgotten.

Friday, May 11, 2012

THE ANXIOUS YOUNG LAWYER...

A young lawyer, starting up his private practice and was very anxious
to impress his,potential clients. So,when he saw the first visitor to his
office come through the door, he immediately picked up his phone
and spoke into it like..,
"I am sorry, but my workload is so tremendous
that I am not going to be able to look into your problem for at
least a month. I shall have to get back to you then." He then turned
to the man who had just walked in, and said,
"Now, what can I do for
you,Sir?"
"Nothing," replied the man.
"I am here to HOOK up your phone,Sir. So would you please let go of the reciever,need to do my job here, Sir..."

Thursday, May 10, 2012

KARIUKI;THE FUNNY FARMER..

A farmer,Kariuki had a poultry farm, from which he got daily bread for his two kids, Maina and Njenga. Kariuki was a very supersticious old man so he told his kids never to eat any egg before he had choosen and tasted the best one, first every morning. He considered it as bad luck for his business.
So one day Kariuki went to visit his parents and because it was far from, he wouldn't be home until late the next day. So, Maina and Njenga woke up early the next day then picked and ate the best eggs just before Dad came home. Now, being the bright and cheeky boys they were....they carefully collected all the shell pieces and neatly glued them together then put them back to where they had been laid.
When Kariuki crackd 1 egg but thea waz no yolk in it.A 2nd 1 bt stil nathin inside.He ran in haste,grabbed the jogoos by da neck n askd,"da eggs are empty.which one of u is using a
condom?"

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

"GUYS, WILL ALWAYS BE GUYS...,LoL!!!"

There was this chick who invited her fiancee, Paul over for dinner at her parents home, to show him off to her parents. So everything worked ok as planned and the parents were greatfull to welcome their soon-to-be son-in-law to the family but just before they were done eating, it starts to rain....raining heavily outside. So the girl's mum suggests: "Paul , I think you should sleep over,from the way I see it, this rain shows no sign of stopping anytime soon." Later, after the meal, mum went to the bathroom, Dad went to sleep while the girl went to do the dishes in the kitchen. Afew minutes later she returned to the living room, where they had left him....and he was no there. Alarmed, the chick alerted her parents and they every inch of the house but still could not find Paul. Finally giving up they sat in the living room in silence, busy wondering where the hell he had vanished to, when suddenly the door flys open and Paul walk in all soaking wet... Mother: "Haiya..!! Paul, kwani where did you go......and why are you that wet...?" Paul: "OH...AM SORRY,I WENT TO FETCH MY PYJAMAS" Lol.. Now thats a good one.

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

OH...POOR MARY...

It was after the mass and Fr. James was mingling with his congregation saying his goodbyes, like he always did at the end of every Sunday service, when one of his loyal 'sheeps'? Sister Maryllene walked up to him and she was crying.... "What's wrong Mary, why're crying,my dear child?" Fr. James asked full of concerned. And Mary, still weeping replied "Oh.....father.. I have very bad news." Fr.James:"Talk to me, Mary?" Mary:"Father.... remember Fred,my husband?" Fr.James:"Yes...I do,now what has he done this time my dear?" Mary took a deep breath and answed, "He passed away yesterday night...Father" then bursted into tears again. Fr.James, shocked by the news quickly jumped to take control of the situation and said"Oh, My Child..am soo sorry for your loss."and reached for and hugged her in comfort. After a few minutes of moaning and consoling Fr.James said to Mary, "Take strength my child, everything will be ok....Now, tell me my child,did Fred ¤oh..rest his soul¤... have any last requests child?" Then Mary dried her tear and replied, "Ehmm...,yes he did father," Fr. James:"What did he ask for, my dear child?" For a while Mary,just kept silent staring right into the Father's eyes then answered saying, "Just before he passed on..(pause)...I remember him saying.... 'OH...MARY MY LOVE,AM SORRY.....NOW, PLEASE PUT DOWN THE GUN....' "

Monday, May 7, 2012

LoL..!!IMAGINE THIS WAS YOU...

Yesterday,just after the Sunday service Jack bumped into this realy hot chick....Mary.... whom, he had been eyeing ever since she moved in to his hood afew months ago. She actually, was the reason why he had moved from the church that was in his neighbor-hood to this one which was about 5kms away. So naturally, he introduced himself and concluded by quickly offering to give her a ride home and she happly took the offer. They started off talking about general stuff then about how realy 'saved' they were and eventually ran out of things to talk about because he didn't have the guts to make his move so, silence that filled up all the void in the car probing him to man up and make his. Jack....now fill courageous enough, slowly placed his hand on Mary's knee, pretending he intended to reach for the gear stick...who slightly jerk then looked at him and said, "Mathew 7:7..." And quickly retracted his hand. A short while later he again placed his hands on her knee. Now caml she said to him again "Mathew 7:7" Fearfully he removed his hand. Now having reached their estate he took her to her house where got off the car. Just before she closed the ride's door she bent over, gave him her gratitudes the paused for a minute and said "So I see you don't read your bible daily,ehe..?" then walked away. When Jack got home, he grabed his Bible and quickly opened Mathew 7.7, which read "ASK AND IT SHALL BE GIVEN TO YOU!!" Imagine..? See why you should read the bible people,this could have been you... LOL!!

Saturday, May 5, 2012

A REALLY CRAZY ORDEAL....Lmfao

A husband n wife were hangin' out on a nudist beach wen suddenly a wasp buzzes into tha wife's business end. Naturally,she starts to panic. Now the husband,also quite shaken,somehow manages to put a coat on her, pull up his shorts then carries her to the car n makes a mad dash 2 the doc. After examining her,he says that the wasp is too far in,to remove with a forceps/ a pair of tweezers. He thought for awhile then suggestd to the husband that he had to try to entice it out by putting honey on his 'thingy' then plug it in to her n withdraw as soon as he feels the wasp. So the honey was smeared ready to start the procedure...but then,becoz of his wife's screams n his obivious freakin out,the guy just cldn't rise to the occasion. So the doc analyzed tha situation n said he'll help by performin the procedure,i.e. if both of em din't object.Naturally, they agreed for fear that the wasp would do more damages,so the doc quickly undressed, smeared the honey on n instantly got an erection then began to plug in to the wife keenly feelin if the wasp had fallen for the trick. He keeps going on n on n couldn't jst stop n withdraw but actualy continued pounding her with alittle more vigour this time. Now the husband who was still shaken n confusd from the ordeal, shouts... "WHAT THE HELL'S HAPPENING, DOC!!?" To which the doc replied... "CHANGE OF PLANS, M GOING TO DROWN THE BASTARD!!!

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Owhh...We Poor Africans...

When they steal,they keep in Switzerland.Whe n they rsick,they go to Germany or Israel.When investing,they go to the states.When buying a castle,they go to London.When shopping,they go to Dubai.When on holidays,they go to Bahamas.When educating their siblings,they choose Europe.When praying,they go to Saudi or Vatican or Jerusalem.But when they die,they all want to be buried in Africa where, they looted the treasury.Our dear continent is only goodfor corpses!!nkt!....a bove all africa is blessed buh w r 2 blind 2 c...may God hv mercy on d black race n renew our heart to change our thinkin and open our eyes.

Sunday, April 29, 2012

Serious laugh pills: Jokes

RUDE 254 LADY
Hw rud r kenyan ladies!?....
Sa a guy donated blood 2 his galfred afta she hd an accident. Later on, they broke up. To get evn wit tha chick,tha dude,demanded his blood bck. Afta a big fight the chick finaly got fedup...so she angrily threw a bloody pad to his face n sed,
"SHENZI!! I WIL PAY U BACK IN MONTHLY INSTLMENTS NKT!!"

A FUNNY OOPS..
You are on a bus when you suddenly realize you need to pass gas.The music is really loud, so you time your "mnyambo" with the beat. You let go about 5 strong and loud ones back to back.
After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stage. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you remember....
"DAMN!!,I've been listening to my freaking iPod." Oops!-Paul

THE UGLY PRINCESS

There was this king who hd a daughta in ha late 20s,
n he din't wnt his princess 2 b an old maid coz
she wsn't tht btful,n
wsn't hvin any luck findin a suitor.Finaly, dcidin 2 tke matas in2 hs own hands...
He hd flyers printd n postd all ova the kingdom,
"Who so ever wishes 2 marry the princess shld appear at the
castle at noon, the following Sunday."

Only 2 suitors shwdup. The king dcided
2 hv a test 2 dtmine hu wld gt ha hand in marrage.
So ech suitor wld hv to...
1.climb tha castle wall.
2.swim the moat.
n
3. have sex wth 1 of the castle's cows.

The 1st suitor din't evn make it ova the wall.
The 2nd suitor made it ova the wall bt, cldn't swim the moat.
The 3rd suitor, climbd the wall, swam the moat, fckd the cow,
n somhw wsn't evn tired.
Satsfid,the king said 2 hm, "Congrats,u r the only1 wrthy enuf 2 mry ma daughter!!so wats it gona b"

N no.3 rplyd, "Yo hi'nes,4gt ur daughter...I WANT THE COW!"

Serious laugh pills: Jokes

RUDE 254 LADY
Hw rud r kenyan ladies; a man donated blood 2 his galfred wen she ad n accident. Later, they broke up & de man demanded his blood bac. De gal angrily threw him a bloody pad n said, "silly! I wil pay u bac in monthly instalments!

A FUNNY OOPS..
You are on a bus when you suddenly realize you need to pass gas.The music is really loud, so you time your "mnyambo" with the beat. You let go about 5 strong and loud ones back to back.
After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stage. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you remember....
"DAMN!!,I've been listening to my freaking iPod." Oops!-Paul

Friday, April 27, 2012

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