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Saturday, May 5, 2012

A REALLY CRAZY ORDEAL....Lmfao

A husband n wife were hangin' out on a nudist beach wen suddenly a wasp buzzes into tha wife's business end. Naturally,she starts to panic. Now the husband,also quite shaken,somehow manages to put a coat on her, pull up his shorts then carries her to the car n makes a mad dash 2 the doc. After examining her,he says that the wasp is too far in,to remove with a forceps/ a pair of tweezers. He thought for awhile then suggestd to the husband that he had to try to entice it out by putting honey on his 'thingy' then plug it in to her n withdraw as soon as he feels the wasp. So the honey was smeared ready to start the procedure...but then,becoz of his wife's screams n his obivious freakin out,the guy just cldn't rise to the occasion. So the doc analyzed tha situation n said he'll help by performin the procedure,i.e. if both of em din't object.Naturally, they agreed for fear that the wasp would do more damages,so the doc quickly undressed, smeared the honey on n instantly got an erection then began to plug in to the wife keenly feelin if the wasp had fallen for the trick. He keeps going on n on n couldn't jst stop n withdraw but actualy continued pounding her with alittle more vigour this time. Now the husband who was still shaken n confusd from the ordeal, shouts... "WHAT THE HELL'S HAPPENING, DOC!!?" To which the doc replied... "CHANGE OF PLANS, M GOING TO DROWN THE BASTARD!!!

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