KARIUKI;THE FUNNY FARMER..

A farmer,Kariuki had a poultry farm, from which he got daily bread for his two kids, Maina and Njenga. Kariuki was a very supersticious old man so he told his kids never to eat any egg before he had choosen and tasted the best one, first every morning. He considered it as bad luck for his business.
So one day Kariuki went to visit his parents and because it was far from, he wouldn't be home until late the next day. So, Maina and Njenga woke up early the next day then picked and ate the best eggs just before Dad came home. Now, being the bright and cheeky boys they were....they carefully collected all the shell pieces and neatly glued them together then put them back to where they had been laid.
When Kariuki crackd 1 egg but thea waz no yolk in it.A 2nd 1 bt stil nathin inside.He ran in haste,grabbed the jogoos by da neck n askd,"da eggs are empty.which one of u is using a
condom?"