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Monday, May 7, 2012

LoL..!!IMAGINE THIS WAS YOU...

Yesterday,just after the Sunday service Jack bumped into this realy hot chick....Mary.... whom, he had been eyeing ever since she moved in to his hood afew months ago. She actually, was the reason why he had moved from the church that was in his neighbor-hood to this one which was about 5kms away. So naturally, he introduced himself and concluded by quickly offering to give her a ride home and she happly took the offer. They started off talking about general stuff then about how realy 'saved' they were and eventually ran out of things to talk about because he didn't have the guts to make his move so, silence that filled up all the void in the car probing him to man up and make his. Jack....now fill courageous enough, slowly placed his hand on Mary's knee, pretending he intended to reach for the gear stick...who slightly jerk then looked at him and said, "Mathew 7:7..." And quickly retracted his hand. A short while later he again placed his hands on her knee. Now caml she said to him again "Mathew 7:7" Fearfully he removed his hand. Now having reached their estate he took her to her house where got off the car. Just before she closed the ride's door she bent over, gave him her gratitudes the paused for a minute and said "So I see you don't read your bible daily,ehe..?" then walked away. When Jack got home, he grabed his Bible and quickly opened Mathew 7.7, which read "ASK AND IT SHALL BE GIVEN TO YOU!!" Imagine..? See why you should read the bible people,this could have been you... LOL!!

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