Joke: I Thought I Was Going Deaf.

While driving along the highway, a motorist was surprised to see a police officer motioning for him to pull off the road. The man drove onto the shoulder and rolled down his window. “What’s the matter, officer? Was I going too fast?” “No, bud – it is your wife! She fell out of the car two exits back!” The man sighed, “Oh I’ll be danmed! I thought I’d gone deaf..!” by Spicyjokes.

LoL..WISHES OF A MAN.

If a man/a father, ever bumped into a genie...,this is probably what his three-wishes would be.... 1.) He would be as rich as his kids think he is. 2.) He was as handsome as his mother thinks he is. 3.) That he had as many women as his wife thinks he has.

FUNNY, LONELY AND FOOLISH..

There was this guy who survived a ship wreck stranded and only managed to save a dog and a pig which were on board. Havin plenty of food and water, and the weather is beautiful, so he's doing alright--but after a few months he gets "lonely", if you know what I mean. The pig starts to look more and more attractive--soft, pink flesh, round buttocks, etc. But every time this poor guy makes an advance towards the pig, the Doberman snarls at him and once almost bit his leg. One day the guy sees a speck on the horizon, so he swims out there and it turns out to be a dinghy, cast adrift, and in the bottom of the boat is a beautiful woman, unconscious. He drags her to shore and brings her into his hut and slowly nurses her back to shore and brings her into his hut and slowly nurses her back to health. Finally she is well enough to walk and she says to him "Thank you, thank you for saving my life. I don't know how I can ever repay you. I'll do anything for you, anything, just name it." The guy thinks for a minute and says "Would you mind taking my dog for a walk?"