Joke: I Thought I Was Going Deaf.

While driving along the highway, a motorist was surprised to see a police officer motioning for him to pull off the road. The man drove onto the shoulder and rolled down his window. “What’s the matter, officer? Was I going too fast?” “No, bud – it is your wife! She fell out of the car two exits back!” The man sighed, “Oh I’ll be danmed! I thought I’d gone deaf..!” by Spicyjokes.