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Sunday, April 29, 2012

Serious laugh pills: Jokes

RUDE 254 LADY
Hw rud r kenyan ladies; a man donated blood 2 his galfred wen she ad n accident. Later, they broke up & de man demanded his blood bac. De gal angrily threw him a bloody pad n said, "silly! I wil pay u bac in monthly instalments!

A FUNNY OOPS..
You are on a bus when you suddenly realize you need to pass gas.The music is really loud, so you time your "mnyambo" with the beat. You let go about 5 strong and loud ones back to back.
After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stage. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you remember....
"DAMN!!,I've been listening to my freaking iPod." Oops!-Paul

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