WORDS TO PONDER

-A wise man talks just to save time but a fool,to pass. -A dream today,turns an unpleasant yesterday to a better tomorrow. -Life is like an algebric equation, where History is constant,the present, variable and the future the answer. -Only love can patch up the gap that puts a barrier between you, me and where we would be today, if we had only worked together,other than against eachother.

Do you know about 'The Jailer'?

I have this all time favourite tune. It has been done by a really talented Nigerian artist, Asa; 'The Jailer'. Heres how the first stanza goes... Lyrics to Jailer: 'Am in chains you're in chains too I wear uniforms, you wear uniforms too Am a prisoner, you're a prisoner too Mr JailerI have fears you have fear too I will die, you sef go die too Life is beautiful don't you think so too Mr Jailer?' Do you know this song? Whats your take about it,i.e. According to you, whats the meaning of this song? Please post your comments.

More

If I was a writer, I would use my pen and paper to tell what you really mean to me. If i was a musician, I would sing about and for you. If I were a scientist, My reserch work would be to make a better life for you. And if I were a public speaker, the world would surely recognize the angelic existance of you.... I just want to be a 'somebody' in life for you, But until then, am sticking to what I know am really good which is... Loving You. I tried findin myself in life...n i found u instead, Tried 2 search my heart for peace n joy, just to discover its havin u, Then i askd myslf, "Seriously,who is this 'you' I kip thnkn about?" And my heart sed, "Thats my other half,don't u see?..." So, now i know 1 thing, You r the 1 I'm meant to Love.

MY LOVE QOUTES.

We live to love and love to live. I used think that love,being as beautiful and perfect as I always heard,its existance could only be possible in one of touching fairytales but, I never imagined it ever being a tale I would one day tell. My eyes fainally opened to the beauty in life I had missed,and for that I have only You to Thank, Love. The sun shines for just a day, Stars twinkle for no more than a night. A good candle, may burn for just afew hours, A matchstick, for a minute at most, But, a heart in true love,can glow for more than just a lifetime. Of all the thing we need to make life alright, only true Love lasts for real. Thats precisly what we Need.

A QOUTE;Never feel forgotten

Somewhere.. There is a memory that finds images of you as reasons enough to keep running. Someplaces out here... Is a body getting instances of numbness, from missing your reassuring blissful touch. Somehow... The perception of your sweet whispers, speak peace into some ear. In someway... A heart is beating, to fuel a life that beliefs is apart of You. So... to hell with them if they seem not to mind you. I will always care for you unconditionally. Never feel forgotten.

THE ANXIOUS YOUNG LAWYER...

A young lawyer, starting up his private practice and was very anxious
to impress his,potential clients. So,when he saw the first visitor to his
office come through the door, he immediately picked up his phone
and spoke into it like..,
"I am sorry, but my workload is so tremendous
that I am not going to be able to look into your problem for at
least a month. I shall have to get back to you then." He then turned
to the man who had just walked in, and said,
"Now, what can I do for
you,Sir?"
"Nothing," replied the man.
"I am here to HOOK up your phone,Sir. So would you please let go of the reciever,need to do my job here, Sir..."

KARIUKI;THE FUNNY FARMER..

A farmer,Kariuki had a poultry farm, from which he got daily bread for his two kids, Maina and Njenga. Kariuki was a very supersticious old man so he told his kids never to eat any egg before he had choosen and tasted the best one, first every morning. He considered it as bad luck for his business.
So one day Kariuki went to visit his parents and because it was far from, he wouldn't be home until late the next day. So, Maina and Njenga woke up early the next day then picked and ate the best eggs just before Dad came home. Now, being the bright and cheeky boys they were....they carefully collected all the shell pieces and neatly glued them together then put them back to where they had been laid.
When Kariuki crackd 1 egg but thea waz no yolk in it.A 2nd 1 bt stil nathin inside.He ran in haste,grabbed the jogoos by da neck n askd,"da eggs are empty.which one of u is using a
condom?"

"GUYS, WILL ALWAYS BE GUYS...,LoL!!!"

There was this chick who invited her fiancee, Paul over for dinner at her parents home, to show him off to her parents. So everything worked ok as planned and the parents were greatfull to welcome their soon-to-be son-in-law to the family but just before they were done eating, it starts to rain....raining heavily outside. So the girl's mum suggests: "Paul , I think you should sleep over,from the way I see it, this rain shows no sign of stopping anytime soon." Later, after the meal, mum went to the bathroom, Dad went to sleep while the girl went to do the dishes in the kitchen. Afew minutes later she returned to the living room, where they had left him....and he was no there. Alarmed, the chick alerted her parents and they every inch of the house but still could not find Paul. Finally giving up they sat in the living room in silence, busy wondering where the hell he had vanished to, when suddenly the door flys open and Paul walk in all soaking wet... Mother: "Haiya..!! Paul, kwani where did you go......and why are you that wet...?" Paul: "OH...AM SORRY,I WENT TO FETCH MY PYJAMAS" Lol.. Now thats a good one.

OH...POOR MARY...

It was after the mass and Fr. James was mingling with his congregation saying his goodbyes, like he always did at the end of every Sunday service, when one of his loyal 'sheeps'? Sister Maryllene walked up to him and she was crying.... "What's wrong Mary, why're crying,my dear child?" Fr. James asked full of concerned. And Mary, still weeping replied "Oh.....father.. I have very bad news." Fr.James:"Talk to me, Mary?" Mary:"Father.... remember Fred,my husband?" Fr.James:"Yes...I do,now what has he done this time my dear?" Mary took a deep breath and answed, "He passed away yesterday night...Father" then bursted into tears again. Fr.James, shocked by the news quickly jumped to take control of the situation and said"Oh, My Child..am soo sorry for your loss."and reached for and hugged her in comfort. After a few minutes of moaning and consoling Fr.James said to Mary, "Take strength my child, everything will be ok....Now, tell me my child,did Fred ¤oh..rest his soul¤... have any last requests child?" Then Mary dried her tear and replied, "Ehmm...,yes he did father," Fr. James:"What did he ask for, my dear child?" For a while Mary,just kept silent staring right into the Father's eyes then answered saying, "Just before he passed on..(pause)...I remember him saying.... 'OH...MARY MY LOVE,AM SORRY.....NOW, PLEASE PUT DOWN THE GUN....' "

LoL..!!IMAGINE THIS WAS YOU...

Yesterday,just after the Sunday service Jack bumped into this realy hot chick....Mary.... whom, he had been eyeing ever since she moved in to his hood afew months ago. She actually, was the reason why he had moved from the church that was in his neighbor-hood to this one which was about 5kms away. So naturally, he introduced himself and concluded by quickly offering to give her a ride home and she happly took the offer. They started off talking about general stuff then about how realy 'saved' they were and eventually ran out of things to talk about because he didn't have the guts to make his move so, silence that filled up all the void in the car probing him to man up and make his. Jack....now fill courageous enough, slowly placed his hand on Mary's knee, pretending he intended to reach for the gear stick...who slightly jerk then looked at him and said, "Mathew 7:7..." And quickly retracted his hand. A short while later he again placed his hands on her knee. Now caml she said to him again "Mathew 7:7" Fearfully he removed his hand. Now having reached their estate he took her to her house where got off the car. Just before she closed the ride's door she bent over, gave him her gratitudes the paused for a minute and said "So I see you don't read your bible daily,ehe..?" then walked away. When Jack got home, he grabed his Bible and quickly opened Mathew 7.7, which read "ASK AND IT SHALL BE GIVEN TO YOU!!" Imagine..? See why you should read the bible people,this could have been you... LOL!!

A REALLY CRAZY ORDEAL....Lmfao

A husband n wife were hangin' out on a nudist beach wen suddenly a wasp buzzes into tha wife's business end. Naturally,she starts to panic. Now the husband,also quite shaken,somehow manages to put a coat on her, pull up his shorts then carries her to the car n makes a mad dash 2 the doc. After examining her,he says that the wasp is too far in,to remove with a forceps/ a pair of tweezers. He thought for awhile then suggestd to the husband that he had to try to entice it out by putting honey on his 'thingy' then plug it in to her n withdraw as soon as he feels the wasp. So the honey was smeared ready to start the procedure...but then,becoz of his wife's screams n his obivious freakin out,the guy just cldn't rise to the occasion. So the doc analyzed tha situation n said he'll help by performin the procedure,i.e. if both of em din't object.Naturally, they agreed for fear that the wasp would do more damages,so the doc quickly undressed, smeared the honey on n instantly got an erection then began to plug in to the wife keenly feelin if the wasp had fallen for the trick. He keeps going on n on n couldn't jst stop n withdraw but actualy continued pounding her with alittle more vigour this time. Now the husband who was still shaken n confusd from the ordeal, shouts... "WHAT THE HELL'S HAPPENING, DOC!!?" To which the doc replied... "CHANGE OF PLANS, M GOING TO DROWN THE BASTARD!!!

Owhh...We Poor Africans...

When they steal,they keep in Switzerland.Whe n they rsick,they go to Germany or Israel.When investing,they go to the states.When buying a castle,they go to London.When shopping,they go to Dubai.When on holidays,they go to Bahamas.When educating their siblings,they choose Europe.When praying,they go to Saudi or Vatican or Jerusalem.But when they die,they all want to be buried in Africa where, they looted the treasury.Our dear continent is only goodfor corpses!!nkt!....a bove all africa is blessed buh w r 2 blind 2 c...may God hv mercy on d black race n renew our heart to change our thinkin and open our eyes.