Joke of the day: Ignorance is bliss, LoL!!
A husband returned earlier than expected from a business trip trying to probably surprise his wife. Now the wife was, of course, in the bed with the neighbor, Kevo, 'si unajua fom ya ma fisi'. So when she heard tha 'mzae',husband arriving home she told Kevo to quickly hide kwa wardrobe.
Read: The Kikuyu Kalenjin SagaThen she lied down on the floor, clutching her chest, and pretended she had a heart attack or something. The huzzy ku-pop hivi and saw his wify motionless on the floor. He freaked out! But just before deciding what course of action to chukua... His kiddo came in saying, “Daddy, daddy! Kevin is hiding in the wardrobe!”
The jamaa goes direct towards the closet shouting,
“WTF!!KKevo!! Wife Anakufia Hapa And Instead Of Help Me...?? Unacheza Brikicho (Hide-and-seek) Na Mkidy Hapa!!”
And just like that, Kevo lived to fisi another day bila worries.
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Hahahah ignorance is strength *wink*
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