Serious laugh pills: Jokes

RUDE 254 LADY
Hw rud r kenyan ladies!?....
Sa a guy donated blood 2 his galfred afta she hd an accident. Later on, they broke up. To get evn wit tha chick,tha dude,demanded his blood bck. Afta a big fight the chick finaly got fedup...so she angrily threw a bloody pad to his face n sed,
"SHENZI!! I WIL PAY U BACK IN MONTHLY INSTLMENTS NKT!!"

A FUNNY OOPS..
You are on a bus when you suddenly realize you need to pass gas.The music is really loud, so you time your "mnyambo" with the beat. You let go about 5 strong and loud ones back to back.
After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stage. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you remember....
"DAMN!!,I've been listening to my freaking iPod." Oops!-Paul

THE UGLY PRINCESS

There was this king who hd a daughta in ha late 20s,
n he din't wnt his princess 2 b an old maid coz
she wsn't tht btful,n
wsn't hvin any luck findin a suitor.Finaly, dcidin 2 tke matas in2 hs own hands...
He hd flyers printd n postd all ova the kingdom,
"Who so ever wishes 2 marry the princess shld appear at the
castle at noon, the following Sunday."

Only 2 suitors shwdup. The king dcided
2 hv a test 2 dtmine hu wld gt ha hand in marrage.
So ech suitor wld hv to...
1.climb tha castle wall.
2.swim the moat.
n
3. have sex wth 1 of the castle's cows.

The 1st suitor din't evn make it ova the wall.
The 2nd suitor made it ova the wall bt, cldn't swim the moat.
The 3rd suitor, climbd the wall, swam the moat, fckd the cow,
n somhw wsn't evn tired.
Satsfid,the king said 2 hm, "Congrats,u r the only1 wrthy enuf 2 mry ma daughter!!so wats it gona b"

N no.3 rplyd, "Yo hi'nes,4gt ur daughter...I WANT THE COW!"

Serious laugh pills: Jokes

RUDE 254 LADY
Hw rud r kenyan ladies; a man donated blood 2 his galfred wen she ad n accident. Later, they broke up & de man demanded his blood bac. De gal angrily threw him a bloody pad n said, "silly! I wil pay u bac in monthly instalments!

A FUNNY OOPS..
You are on a bus when you suddenly realize you need to pass gas.The music is really loud, so you time your "mnyambo" with the beat. You let go about 5 strong and loud ones back to back.
After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stage. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you remember....
"DAMN!!,I've been listening to my freaking iPod." Oops!-Paul

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