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Sunday, February 24, 2019

What the Government Should do|Jokes.

The government should probably change its national symbol to a CONDOM. You know why? Because it reflects the government’s political stance in a seemingly more accurate manner...

Let me illustrate... A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed. It just doesn’t get more accurate than that.
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Saturday, July 22, 2017

You can and will get to where you want to be.

NO ONE WILL TELL YOU NO, YES YOU WILL MAKE IT. 
Life is a very interesting set of events, radical and highly unpredictable. You and me think that it is all about doing what everyone else around us think should be done, at a particular point of time, in a given recommended manner and working just hard enough to lose ourselves in the whirlpool of the world but, somewhere along the line, you change, you stop being you, let people stick a finger in your face and tell you you're no good. And when things got hard, you started looking for something to blame like a big shadow. Let me tell you something you already know, the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, it's a very mean and nasty place, and I don't care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, and nobody is going to hit as hard as life, but it isn't about how hard you hit, it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward, that's how a winner is done, because if you wanted to go through all the battling you got to go through to get to where you want to get, whose got the right to stop you and I mean, maybe some of you guys got something you never finished, something you really want to do, something you never said, or something in that matter, and your told no, even after you pay you do's whose got the right to tell you, No? I'll tell you who, nobody, it's your right to listen to your gut and nobody's going to say no until you are where you want to be.

Sunday, June 11, 2017

The Art Of Giving.

"Always give without remembering and receive without forgetting."

The essence of life itself is not really about what material things one has for personal use exclusively, life is all about what you and me to offer for the benefit of any other party other than us. This is ingrained in the amazing art of giving. Giving as a matter of fact, is one of the easiest ways of not only serving our divine purpose of life, but also one of the proven ways of achieving happiness in our being. There actually is a quote that states, "We earn to make a living and give to make a life worth living", think about it and you’ll see the truth this saying bears.

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